WE ARE BAD AND THAT'S GOOD

[queenofkur]

there's no one I'd rather be than me

This hyper super duper secret post is for the villains who dwell deep into the Underworld. They may be trying to end humanity, but that's not bad. That's just their job and they're doing their best with it. They may be cold, cruel or whiny, but deep down they're still the same. Except Tsururu who has no memories left. And Godzilla who's losing his mind. Oh and there's Yuji who has to watch all this and hope someone will come soon.

Sweet, sweet tragedy. On the bright side, Silco's more or less the same as usual, he just got more friends now.

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[blastedass]

What the hell? So we're fucking stuck down here doing nothing?!

[Bo-BOOMB!! His side lights up with a fierce explosion from his hand, smoke drifting from his fingers as light crushes out between them. Bakugo's expression darkens in irritation. Training is fine, but being kept away from what he expected to be a fight instantly rankles his ire.]

Che, advantages. Waiting for them to come to us. Lame.

[Says the guy who always got mad they didn't take the fight to the kaiju before. How ironic.]

Magic up some earplugs, Twintails. I'm not going soft cause your ears are made of sponge.

[inaahisa]

[ For the first time since they've met in the Underworld, something of the old Ereshkigal surfaces when he talks to her like that. ]

Twintails? [She can't believe it!] You cannot be seriously calling me that even now?

[ Look at how confident she is! She's not even stuttering or being indecisive any more!! Is she that uncharismatic that even when corrupted and turned into a beast, she still gets no respect? What the Kûr?! Okay. Maybe she needs to amp it up.

She looks at him coldly and speaks in a more commanding voice. ]

I demand you be quieter and I will not have my orders discussed! If I repeat myself once more, than you shall suffer the consequences.

[ She's serious. She's the local queen, goddess and a beast! She has to be strict and severe when it comes to punishment for such attitude! ]

[blastedass]

[Lips curve in a sneering smirk, proud and pleased at getting under her skin. As powerful as she is now, seems there's still traces of her old wibbly self still inside.]

What, did you forget how to hear for a second? You were just bitching about me being loud a second ago.

[Or maybe he made her deaf from that explosion a moment before her arrival. Bullshit. He rolls his shoulder under one hand, popping it once as his muscles flex and shift beneath his shirt and skin. All her confidence and clear talk don't seem to affect him at all.

Maybe she simply hasn't earned his respect yet. A far more likely reason behind his obvious disrespect. Not too hard to figure out, right?

Bakugo sticks his fifth finger in one ear, twisting it around a few times to relieve an itch, and to make it appear as if he's not even listening to her.]

Pera pera pera. ["Blah blah blah"] You're not gonna have to repeat yourself. [Before abruptly twisting around, free hand cupped around a cluster of tiny sparkling, crackling explosions.] I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF YOUR EARS, BITCHKAMI!!

[KA-BOOMBOOMBOMBBOOOM!! As if a missile erupted, his explosions roar outward in a horizontal wave, aiming to swallow her entire figure.]

[inaahisa]

[ Ereshkigal's figure is obscured under the explosions for a moment. But when finally the smoke dissipates, she stands still, unharmed but evidently pissed off. For her eternity of loneliness and work, this is her reward: she cannot be defeated within the confines of her domain. This is the power to keep the souls under her care safe, at the cost of everything for herself.

Of course, this is not the real deal. Only the version she's brought forth in this world through her Noble Phantasm. She herself isn't as powerful as she could be and Outsiders come from worlds where different laws exist. She is by no means undefeatable right now. But Bakugou is one of the seven guardians. If there are any who cannot defeat her in the Underworld, they are the ones. ]

I will not tolerate such attitude.

[ That he doesn't respect her is one thing. That he bypasses the chain of command and order she set for the Underworld? That's unacceptable! Without warning, a bolt of lightning falls upon Bakugou.

It hurts, but somehow it's not that bad. It's like she's holding back. A bolt of lightning should leave you paralyzed and unable to move for hours, not just be painful for a couple seconds and make your hair stand! ]

[blastedass]

Che! [The hell is that, a force field, some kind of illusion? No, she's simply that damn strong. Likely due to being in her own realm. Or a version of it at least. The underworld is the domain of the underworld goddess, obviously. Amid smoke and flame, she isn't moved. Bakugo slams his foot in the ground, stopping his previous pivot and bracing himself for what's coming. This is perfect. He's bored and has no reason to respect her at the moment. If Ereshkigal intends to be humanity's destruction, she's got a lot more to prove than simply blowing a shitty virus across the surface of the world.]

Like I give a shit what you tolerate! [Light!] Shi-! [Instinct and reflex from countless hours training and preparing sling his muscles into motion, halfway jerked to the side before a bolt crashes into his shoulder. Electric shock spasms through his spine and body, setting his teeth together in a harsh grit. Bitch, she's holding back on him!

Thin bands of electricity wind about his shoulders, arm, and leg, leaving his skin and muscles tingling with a mixture of numb and pain.] Haa! Kisama! Don't fuck with me! You're barely on Dunce Face's lowest output!

[One working arm slings up, aiming the end of his grenadier bracer straight towards her. Just cause his other arm's fritzing doesn't mean he can't pull the pin with his mouth-

*ping*

Like last time, but even harder, emptying an entire tank into her presence with resounding KRA-KOOOM!! eruption amid an ominous orange blaze and rising mushroom cloud.]